Googlisms

Googlisms for the Lord of the Rings characters. A Googlism, according to Googlism.com, is what Google thinks about a certain name. They're usually funny. These are slightly edited for grammar, spelling, etc.

Aragorn

Aragorn is the prince
Aragorn is not an Elf
Aragorn is having an affair with Legolas (Comment: Poor Arwen!)
Aragorn is a mysterious woodsman who befriends Frodo early in The Lord of the Rings
Aragorn is deeply aware of the burden of his heritage
Aragorn is going to kill Lurtz
Aragorn is the central human character in The Lord of the Rings and is known by many different names
Aragorn is betrothed to Arwen and is the heir to Gondor
Aragorn is aware that there are obviously two sides to his personality
Aragorn is the wilderness

Arwen

Arwen is 'essential', says Tolkien himself
Arwen is and not just what she is capable of
Arwen is given a much larger role to play by Peter Jackson
Arwen is an Elf, and as such, she is immortal
Arwen is a caring wolfess
Arwen is dead
Arwen is said to look like Lúthien
Arwen is the daughter of Elrond Half-Elven
Arwen is the Elf king
Arwen is nicely detailed with billowing hair

Gimli

Gimli is my butt (Comment: Eheh...poor Gimli.)
Gimli is the lake's largest community
Gimli is a paradise for cottagers
Gimli is also a golfers' delight as there are four courses in the rural municipality
Gimli is the son of Glóin of the Dale
Gimli is reluctant to let Legolas save him or help him
Gimli is unique
Gimli is supposed to be a Dwarf
Gimli is also a master herbologist
Gimli is rather Scottish. Actually, he is very handsome with big, bushy, great red hair and a big bushy beard